but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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