I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Randomize
