Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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