Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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