Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
