so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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