She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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