i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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