No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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