He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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