Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
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