The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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