so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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