I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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