Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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