found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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