she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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