we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
