wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
Randomize
