yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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