I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
there is glitter all over my balls
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