So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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