Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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