ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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