So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
home. puking in laundry basket.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Randomize
