I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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