Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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