I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
send nudes
from the living room?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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