The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Is it because I queefed?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Who put my cat in the fridge?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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