I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
You need Xanax blowdarts
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Randomize
