Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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