I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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