I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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