Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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