but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
pop tarts are not kleenex
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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