So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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