Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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