That's intense
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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