Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Randomize
