I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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