dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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