check it out our google latitudes are spooning
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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