4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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