Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
The dick lei will go down in squad history
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