he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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