I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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