Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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