his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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