You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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