I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
His hands were made for my vagina.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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