I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Randomize
