I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
He felt like a one man threesome
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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