Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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