Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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