Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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