I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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