normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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